Stephen Frank Rae or Steve to his friends is 22 years of age and in the future plans to dominate both radio & TV with his own unique brand of weirdness. Steve loves Premium lager beers, quoting lines from very specific episodes of the A-Team, writing sketches, reading comics and hanky panky. He hates people who fake laugh in the theatre. If he were a biscuit he would be a party ring. Steve can often be found in the boozer reminiscing about the old days before they turned the place into a trendy wine bar or chasing the old and the lonely in parks whilst brandishing an empty can of pilsner.

Trevor Corner* is 21 and when he grows up he wants to be an Oscar winning actor.  He loves watching football, buying crazy clothes, going out on the pull and getting hammered.  He hates shopping with women.  If he were a biscuit he would be a Jammie Dodger.  He can be found sitting on a folk-lift truck at work talking and singing to himself.

Sophie Clark* is 16 and when she grows up she would love to train to become an Actress (hopefully for the Royal Shakespeare Company!) She loves Acting most of all, but also dancing, singing, listening to music, keeping up with the fashions and having fun with her friends.  She hates people with annoying habits.  If she were a biscuit, she would be a Party Ring.  If you were trying to find Sophie, she would most probably be shopping till she drops

Gary Finan* is 29 and when he grows up he wants to have a big grin on his face and to be able to say he has done everything he ever wanted to in life.  He loves jumping out of airplanes [with a parachute obviously], singing on stage with his band, watching thunder storms, those little surprise figures in cereal packets and his bed.  He hates getting up early.  If he were a biscuit he would be a bourbon.  He can often be found driving around in his big shiny fire engine.
Amy Allen* is 17 and when see grows up she wants to be a movie star.  She loves chocolate, pigs, phoebe from Friends, being silly and making angels in the snow. She hates waiting for a bus.  If she were a biscuit she would be a Jammie Dodger.  She can be found drinking hot chocolate and gossiping with friends at SEEVIC.

Jamie Pike* is 16 and when she grows up she want to have her name in lights on Broadway.  She loves Sunday morning lie ins, eating chocolate and watching all types of films at the cinema.  She hates getting up and walking here and there in the cold - actually she hates the cold anywhere. If she were a biscuit they would be triple chocolate cookie. Jamie can be found chilling out listening to music in her room, while writing her speech for her Oscar!

Sue Kelly is 42 and when she grows up she wants to be sexy and smart and sassy, she loves singing and acting, shuffling through crisp leaves in Autumn, the sound of a babbling water, and Walkers salt 'n' vinegar crisps - she hates people who don't tell others that they have done well - If she were a biscuit they would be a hazelnut chocolate chip cookie, full of texture and hard bits, but also soft and gooey.  Sue can be found eating toffee and whinging on about kids, particularly her own daughter, school and her slow metabolism.

Tom Penman is 50 and when he grows up he want to be the owner of every 70’s TV series on video. He likes always getting the last word, Darts, bacon in the morning, HIS chair and buying on Ebay.  He hates missing the doubles [darts that is not drinks, although…]  If he were a biscuit he would be a Scottish shortbread.  He can often be found at a computer mumbling to himself about proxy bids, reserves and not being left feedback quick enough, it’s best to leave him mumbling to himself else he will only mumble at you.

Gary Bentley is 43 and when he grows up he wants to be slim.......He loves biscuits, chocolate of any kind and talking bollocks especially after a few pints of Guinness. He hates wire coat hangers, pop idols and fashion statements. If he was a biscuit he would be a penguin with a green wrapper. Gary can be found hovering round motor bike showrooms admiring Harley Davidson's.

* All from Sandra Singers casting agency

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