Greg Kitten
rather ironically, and due to a mistrodden path, has qualifications which are only of use only in the world of audio capture and music production, so why he wears a camera round his neck is anybody's guess.
A self-confessed strobist, he spends his spare time carrying around a satchel full of flash units, obsessing over quantity and quality of light and how best to capture it. Due to a love for anonymity, the use of an obvious pseudonym and psychological manipulation render the possibility that he ever receives any actual recognition for his work completely implausible. While this seems counter-intuitive at best, these techniques ensure that he will never have to respond with embarrassment to the reception of the ultimate accolade: "Wow, you must have a really good camera."
His material has been published in such visceral volumes such as "Vis Bellica" and Osprey Publishing's "Field of Glory: Decline and Fall", and has even reached the dizzying heights of the second shelf up in the magazine section of WH Smiths for a publication he is too embarrassed to mention. He has also photographed events and written for diskant.net, Sundown Multimedia and various online and printed fanzines.
Due to allergies, he lives with an imaginary cat named Juniper.
When I grow up I want to be younger. I adore the illusion of free will and pretending to be something or somebody that I'm not. I like this thing one week, and that the next, and I like that you might find that infuriating. Were I a biscuit, I would most definitely be a biscuit on a Pirate Ship what's got weevils in it. I adore proper use of apostrophe's and deliberate speling mitakes. I am a Dungeon Master.
Current obessions include; LOST / fast talking NPCs / Counter-Strike: Source / Shellac of North America / The Red Album / Gnomes / card tricks / a smooth classic pass / two letter words / Fender Jaguars with Mustang bridges / reverse gestalt moment / mushrooms / not seeing my name on a 30ft screen / Pure Pwnage / AVGN / Zero Punctuation / Spore / Juniper Green organic gin / failed saving throws / Felix the cat on my hat / Michaela McQueen's facial expressions
View Greg Kittens Photography portfolio here
rather ironically, and due to a mistrodden path, has qualifications which are only of use only in the world of audio capture and music production, so why he wears a camera round his neck is anybody's guess.
A self-confessed strobist, he spends his spare time carrying around a satchel full of flash units, obsessing over quantity and quality of light and how best to capture it. Due to a love for anonymity, the use of an obvious pseudonym and psychological manipulation render the possibility that he ever receives any actual recognition for his work completely implausible. While this seems counter-intuitive at best, these techniques ensure that he will never have to respond with embarrassment to the reception of the ultimate accolade: "Wow, you must have a really good camera."
His material has been published in such visceral volumes such as "Vis Bellica" and Osprey Publishing's "Field of Glory: Decline and Fall", and has even reached the dizzying heights of the second shelf up in the magazine section of WH Smiths for a publication he is too embarrassed to mention. He has also photographed events and written for diskant.net, Sundown Multimedia and various online and printed fanzines.
Due to allergies, he lives with an imaginary cat named Juniper.
When I grow up I want to be younger. I adore the illusion of free will and pretending to be something or somebody that I'm not. I like this thing one week, and that the next, and I like that you might find that infuriating. Were I a biscuit, I would most definitely be a biscuit on a Pirate Ship what's got weevils in it. I adore proper use of apostrophe's and deliberate speling mitakes. I am a Dungeon Master.
Current obessions include; LOST / fast talking NPCs / Counter-Strike: Source / Shellac of North America / The Red Album / Gnomes / card tricks / a smooth classic pass / two letter words / Fender Jaguars with Mustang bridges / reverse gestalt moment / mushrooms / not seeing my name on a 30ft screen / Pure Pwnage / AVGN / Zero Punctuation / Spore / Juniper Green organic gin / failed saving throws / Felix the cat on my hat / Michaela McQueen's facial expressions
View Greg Kittens Photography portfolio here
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